Seagulls. Cancelled. Boom. The literal worst birds on the planet. They fly around, poop wherever they want, eat our food, and scream all day. Basically rats that can fly. Even the fact that they can fly is just incredibly unfair. Also, they are supposed to live on the beach, but somehow they pop up no matter where you are and poop on your car. Like who does that? Literally disgusting. Not to mention the fact that I have caught them staring at girls on the beach MULTIPLE times. Cancel Kingdom will not stand for this.
(P.S. This includes baby seagulls. Suckers.)
Thank you for reading and being part of the change as we cancel our way to a better, more cancelled World.