Picture this: a restaurant that serves cheap, artery-clogging, diet killing foods, has terrible employees, and a clown as the face of their company. You know what that sounds like to me? CANCELLED. McChickens, McNuggets, and the double cheeseburgers are so deceivingly good they should be illegal. I mean how can anyone be expected to eat anywhere close to healthy with these chunks of heaven lurking around for $1. Don’t be fooled by the innocent looking playground, those things are probably the reason we’re in a pandemic right now. It’s all part of their evil plan, we should have known from the start with the clown. Sorry Ronald, it’s almost summer we can’t be packin on any extra pounds. MickeyD’s? I’d rather fleas. Cancelled.